Pimp Baby

"Me and a friend of mine are taking a train ride back home after a long day. Suddenly, our peacefulness is disturbed by an obnoxious, inconsiderate baby who decided it would be a good idea to take out its frustrations right in front of us by crying hysterically. My friend and I turn to each other as if we couldn't believe what was happening. We were exhausted, annoyed, and wanted nothing more than to go home peacefully, but of course the baby had to ruin everyone's evening. Suddenly, in the midst of all the tears and wailing, the train makes a stop for the first time in what seems like forever. On the platform, is a pimp, complete with a cane, shopping cart full of cans, a beat-up top hat, and neon purple suit. He hears the cries from the infant and makes a face as if it was the most horrible thing he's ever seen in all his years. He lifts up his hands, and gestures towards the baby. He violently commands the child, "Yo. Yo man" and shakes his head, while his hand is still raised. The baby gets silent."


Ciana's Adventure On The Uptown 2 Train.